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the (genius?) brainchild of mentally deranged person
So, um. I have a twitter. And yes, I post on it a lot. Sometimes, I go insane and post (morally questionable) "literature". Anyhow, combine laziness, the sheer pleasure of being home all alone and the desire to not study with TV Tropes. And you get this.
Yes, it's TV Tropes/Wikipedia slash that starts off as Slap, Slap Kiss, Wall Sex and then ends up as fluff *coughs*.
Warning(s): hastily typed up on Twitter. I did edit a bit, but the changes I made were minimal. Bad porn. Written in under an hour, so I don't make any excuses for quality. Also, I was in a LOLworthy mood when I wrote this. Public so everyone can see how insane I am.
So only read if you appreciate dumbness?
---
Wikipedia never did understand how TV Tropes got all the attention. Huffing in irritation, he pushed his glasses up his nose and sighed.
“What are you sighing so loudly for?" TV Tropes asked. Damn. Much to his dismay. Wikipedia had forgotten that nothing escaped that bastard's notice.
"Nothing," he stammered and turned his face away. TV Tropes muttered a "whatever" under his breath and went on doing what he had been doing before: he went on making his bed, smoothing the wrinkles on the bed sheets. What did he care about that idiot with a stick shoved up his arse? It wasn't his fault that people thought he was sexier: what with his stunning body and gorgeous face!
When Wikipedia managed to get over his pride, his attention was immediately focused on TV Tropes again... who was still making the bed. And whose behind was currently being very much stared at by Wikpedia.
And Wikipedia, though he'd never admit it out loud, had to admit that it was a fine piece of ass. Unfortunately, still covered by tight-fitting jeans. Wikipedia licked his lips, and closed his eyes. He felt so hot and he was fairly certain that he was sweating; the surface of his glasses seemed to be getting misty. FUCK. He clenched his fist.
TV Tropes was still making his bed, gently running his hands over the soft material. He didn't once suspect that he was being observed. He stopped.
"That should be all right," he said and ran a hand over his fine blond hair; he sat up and yawned. This work had been really tiring!However, when TV Tropes turned around, he noticed two things: a )Wikipedia was staring at him and b) he was looking rather feverish.
"What the hell's gotten into you, Wiki?" TV Tropes asked, not quite sure whether he should call for the doctor or kick the other's groin (he had read that this always worked when you wanted another guy's attention). But he decided not to because, for one thing, Wikipedia could get quite nasty when you got on his bad side. And TV Tropes knew that you had to watch out for The Badass Bookworm - which Wiki was. So, he rose and jumped on his feet, his boots making a thump thump sound as they landed on the floor.
Wikipedia, startled, gave a yelp and backed against the wall. "I wasn't doin-doing anything," he stammered. (Like hell he'd admit that he'd been checking TV Tropes out).
Now, TV Tropes wasn't an idiot. And when he saw the blush on Wiki's face and the way he wasn't meeting his eyes, realisation gained control of him. He grinned.
"So. SO. That's how it is," TV Tropes said, grinning wider when Wikipedia met his eyes. "You like me. Hell, you want me. I'm quite ... flattered."
Wikipedia felt horror (but also excitement) run down his spine. No way. He wasn't going to admit to that. Who the hell did TV Tropes think he was?
"Pfft. As if I'd give you a second's thought," he replied and smirked. "You're nothing but a copycat. You only live off presenting useless info."
Wikipedia felt pleasure stir inside of him when he saw the fury blaze in TV Tropes' green eyes. Gosh, how much fun this was! Yet, Wikipedia - in his pride and haughtiness - had quite forgotten how passionate TV Tropes was - and how the fire of youth burned inside of his veins.
"So, you think I'm just a copycat? And what are you? A boring fart - a boring fucker who ... tch ... Don't underestimate me, bastard," TV Tropes said and walked to where the other was until they were so close that his and Wikipedia's bodies were pressed together.
Wikipedia felt the thrill build up in him (the one he always felt when fighting with TV Tropes), but fought it back down. He wouldn't lose. "Yeah. And what are you gonna do to prove you're better? Fuck me?"
TV Tropes blinked. And blinked some more. Then, he smirked - the smirk grew into a smile. An unholy smile that only promised mischief. Without further ado, he dived his right hand into Wiki's pants - who tried to fight back, but couldn't.
Fuck, he thought, I shouldn't have provoked him. He had to break free, but TV Tropes was too close and his hand - his hand - was touching him there. Was on his cock, pumping. Slowly. Wikipedia, strands of dark hair falling against his sweaty forehead, found himself unable to stop panting. "Don-"
TV Tropes only smirked more. "But you said, I should do you. And I will." When Wiki wanted to protest some more, he kissed him – fiercely. Wikipedia opened his mouth to protest, but this only gave the other the chance to push his tongue inside.
And Wikipedia, though he hated to lose, closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around TV Tropes as he kissed him back. And that hand was still on his cock: now hard. Damn it all.
TV Tropes pulled away, and looked at Wikipedia: face flushed, jeans halfway undone and white shirt sticking to his skin. He was utterly fuckable. TV Tropes decided that he'd had enough of foreplay. He let go of Wiki's erection and - with hasty moves - tore his white shirt open.
Pale skin was revealed before his eyes; Wikipedia, for all his prudishness and bookishness, was quite sexy. And TV Tropes couldn't help glaring and, then, licking that marvellously pale neck nor pinching pink nipples. He couldn't help it, indeed. The sounds Wikipedia made were delicious: his moans were intermingled with "fucking stop" and "how dare you", but those were only words. His fingernails were clawing at TV Tropes' back and his erection still very much present.
Aroused, he was indeed - Wikipedia couldn't remember when he'd last been so turned on. He tried not to moan because that would be too much like defeat, too much like saying that he liked this. Then, suddenly, he felt TV Tropes bite his left nipple and he yelped.
"You fucking freak," he screamed, as TV Tropes bit harder, nearly drawing blood.
TV Tropes stopped, looked up and then flashed a smile. "What you don't like it?"
Wiki blushed. "I-I ... screw you: no!"
TV Tropes just smiled some more - sweetly now. "Then I'll just have to work harder."
And kissed Wikipedia again, this time doing it more gently as if he intended to savour the moment. At the same time, he pressed his body even more forcedly against Wikipedia's, bringing their lower bodies into more immediate contact. He could feel Wikipedia's erection rubbing against his thigh; he couldn't stand it anymore. He started to grind - creating a friction that he knew would drive Wiki wild. And it did. Wikipedia's fingernails scratched even harder against his skin and he wrapped his legs around TV's Tropes waist, thus making it possible for their erections to be rubbed against each other.
"Fuck," TV Tropes whispered," Fuck. I'm- “
He had to put a stop to this and freed himself from the current position he was in; Wikipedia was less than pleased.
"What now? Don't you fucking dare to stop now. Or I'll-" he stopped when he saw just what the other was doing: TV Tropes was merely undoing his pants, freeing his cock from his boxers. Seeing it like this, Wiki blushed: it was all hard and he could just imagine what it would feel like inside of him. With trembling hands, Wikipedia undid his own trousers, letting them slip on to the floor and waited, grinning. "I hope you're going to keep your promise."
TV Tropes grinned and pulled Wiki in for another kiss, biting the other's underlip this time, making him moan. "I most definitely will."
With that, he allowed Wikipedia to wrap his legs around his waist again and positioned himself at his entrance. He pushed in, slowly.
Biting back a curse, Wikipedia banged his head against the wall. That fucking idiot - he'd not used lube! And it hurt. Hurt so fucking much that he thought it would tear him apart. He's so large, Wiki thought as he felt the other start thrusting in and out.
TV Tropes knew that he was hurting Wikipedia, but he couldn't help it: not when the other was so damned tight and, also, he knew that Wikipedia could handle it. So he slammed into him with all the pent-up passion he'd felt for Wiki ever since he'd known him.
I hate him, TV Tropes thought as he fucked Wikipedia, his stubbornness, his pride and his stuck up ways. And yet, he also knew - as he observed how Wiki's wild tangle of black hair was fell into his face, how he bit against his underlip and closed his eyes, that to some degree- he'd also always, always loved him. How couldn't he? After all, Wikipedia was the only one who really understood him.
“You feel so fucking good," TV Tropes was whispering into his ear and Wikipedia shuddered, trying his best not to moan too loudly. However, it was growing harder. He was no longer in pain; pain had long since been replaced by some dizzying sort of sensation that made him feel all light. His mind was blurry; he couldn't focus on anything but having TV Tropes inside of him - and damn, as he wrapped his arms around the other's neck, he wondered why he'd never realised how good they were together.
"Do it harder, fuck me harder," he whispered into TV Tropes' ear. TV Tropes widened his eyes. He met Wiki's gaze and then saw it all there - the desire, the frustration and - what shocked him - the affection. This - how could he say no?
"As you want it," he said in reply and drove into the other's body more harshly now, making him moan out in unabashed abandon.
Wiki's back was probably red and sore from all the banging against the wall, but neither of them cared. TV Trophes knew he wasn't going to last long - and from the looks of it - neither was Wiki. Wrapping his hand against the other's cock again, he pumped while still moving in and out. He pumped and fucked until he felt Wikipedia come with a cry - spilling semen over both of them. TV Tropes soon followed suit, coming inside.
Panting heavily and covered in a nice sheen of sweat, Wikipedia didn't know what to say or whether it was appropriate to talk at all. Who knew? Maybe the spell would be broken if he said - TV Tropes slapped him on the forehead.
"What-?"
“Don't look so damned, gloomy. You know, I won't do a Face Heel Turn on you after this. Sex means Love for me, after all,” TV Tropes replied, smiling.
TV Tropes' smile was genuine. Wikipedia, though he should have been angry, couldn't help smiling back. "I hope so. Or I'll sue your ass."
TV Tropes laughed. "For what? For giving you the best fuck of your life?"
Wikipedia rolled his eyes. "No, but break my heart and I'll sue you for not using proper citations."
TV Tropes grinned and caressed Wiki's face. "I won't. That's a promise."
Yes, it's TV Tropes/Wikipedia slash that starts off as Slap, Slap Kiss, Wall Sex and then ends up as fluff *coughs*.
Warning(s): hastily typed up on Twitter. I did edit a bit, but the changes I made were minimal. Bad porn. Written in under an hour, so I don't make any excuses for quality. Also, I was in a LOLworthy mood when I wrote this. Public so everyone can see how insane I am.
So only read if you appreciate dumbness?
---
Wikipedia never did understand how TV Tropes got all the attention. Huffing in irritation, he pushed his glasses up his nose and sighed.
“What are you sighing so loudly for?" TV Tropes asked. Damn. Much to his dismay. Wikipedia had forgotten that nothing escaped that bastard's notice.
"Nothing," he stammered and turned his face away. TV Tropes muttered a "whatever" under his breath and went on doing what he had been doing before: he went on making his bed, smoothing the wrinkles on the bed sheets. What did he care about that idiot with a stick shoved up his arse? It wasn't his fault that people thought he was sexier: what with his stunning body and gorgeous face!
When Wikipedia managed to get over his pride, his attention was immediately focused on TV Tropes again... who was still making the bed. And whose behind was currently being very much stared at by Wikpedia.
And Wikipedia, though he'd never admit it out loud, had to admit that it was a fine piece of ass. Unfortunately, still covered by tight-fitting jeans. Wikipedia licked his lips, and closed his eyes. He felt so hot and he was fairly certain that he was sweating; the surface of his glasses seemed to be getting misty. FUCK. He clenched his fist.
TV Tropes was still making his bed, gently running his hands over the soft material. He didn't once suspect that he was being observed. He stopped.
"That should be all right," he said and ran a hand over his fine blond hair; he sat up and yawned. This work had been really tiring!However, when TV Tropes turned around, he noticed two things: a )Wikipedia was staring at him and b) he was looking rather feverish.
"What the hell's gotten into you, Wiki?" TV Tropes asked, not quite sure whether he should call for the doctor or kick the other's groin (he had read that this always worked when you wanted another guy's attention). But he decided not to because, for one thing, Wikipedia could get quite nasty when you got on his bad side. And TV Tropes knew that you had to watch out for The Badass Bookworm - which Wiki was. So, he rose and jumped on his feet, his boots making a thump thump sound as they landed on the floor.
Wikipedia, startled, gave a yelp and backed against the wall. "I wasn't doin-doing anything," he stammered. (Like hell he'd admit that he'd been checking TV Tropes out).
Now, TV Tropes wasn't an idiot. And when he saw the blush on Wiki's face and the way he wasn't meeting his eyes, realisation gained control of him. He grinned.
"So. SO. That's how it is," TV Tropes said, grinning wider when Wikipedia met his eyes. "You like me. Hell, you want me. I'm quite ... flattered."
Wikipedia felt horror (but also excitement) run down his spine. No way. He wasn't going to admit to that. Who the hell did TV Tropes think he was?
"Pfft. As if I'd give you a second's thought," he replied and smirked. "You're nothing but a copycat. You only live off presenting useless info."
Wikipedia felt pleasure stir inside of him when he saw the fury blaze in TV Tropes' green eyes. Gosh, how much fun this was! Yet, Wikipedia - in his pride and haughtiness - had quite forgotten how passionate TV Tropes was - and how the fire of youth burned inside of his veins.
"So, you think I'm just a copycat? And what are you? A boring fart - a boring fucker who ... tch ... Don't underestimate me, bastard," TV Tropes said and walked to where the other was until they were so close that his and Wikipedia's bodies were pressed together.
Wikipedia felt the thrill build up in him (the one he always felt when fighting with TV Tropes), but fought it back down. He wouldn't lose. "Yeah. And what are you gonna do to prove you're better? Fuck me?"
TV Tropes blinked. And blinked some more. Then, he smirked - the smirk grew into a smile. An unholy smile that only promised mischief. Without further ado, he dived his right hand into Wiki's pants - who tried to fight back, but couldn't.
Fuck, he thought, I shouldn't have provoked him. He had to break free, but TV Tropes was too close and his hand - his hand - was touching him there. Was on his cock, pumping. Slowly. Wikipedia, strands of dark hair falling against his sweaty forehead, found himself unable to stop panting. "Don-"
TV Tropes only smirked more. "But you said, I should do you. And I will." When Wiki wanted to protest some more, he kissed him – fiercely. Wikipedia opened his mouth to protest, but this only gave the other the chance to push his tongue inside.
And Wikipedia, though he hated to lose, closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around TV Tropes as he kissed him back. And that hand was still on his cock: now hard. Damn it all.
TV Tropes pulled away, and looked at Wikipedia: face flushed, jeans halfway undone and white shirt sticking to his skin. He was utterly fuckable. TV Tropes decided that he'd had enough of foreplay. He let go of Wiki's erection and - with hasty moves - tore his white shirt open.
Pale skin was revealed before his eyes; Wikipedia, for all his prudishness and bookishness, was quite sexy. And TV Tropes couldn't help glaring and, then, licking that marvellously pale neck nor pinching pink nipples. He couldn't help it, indeed. The sounds Wikipedia made were delicious: his moans were intermingled with "fucking stop" and "how dare you", but those were only words. His fingernails were clawing at TV Tropes' back and his erection still very much present.
Aroused, he was indeed - Wikipedia couldn't remember when he'd last been so turned on. He tried not to moan because that would be too much like defeat, too much like saying that he liked this. Then, suddenly, he felt TV Tropes bite his left nipple and he yelped.
"You fucking freak," he screamed, as TV Tropes bit harder, nearly drawing blood.
TV Tropes stopped, looked up and then flashed a smile. "What you don't like it?"
Wiki blushed. "I-I ... screw you: no!"
TV Tropes just smiled some more - sweetly now. "Then I'll just have to work harder."
And kissed Wikipedia again, this time doing it more gently as if he intended to savour the moment. At the same time, he pressed his body even more forcedly against Wikipedia's, bringing their lower bodies into more immediate contact. He could feel Wikipedia's erection rubbing against his thigh; he couldn't stand it anymore. He started to grind - creating a friction that he knew would drive Wiki wild. And it did. Wikipedia's fingernails scratched even harder against his skin and he wrapped his legs around TV's Tropes waist, thus making it possible for their erections to be rubbed against each other.
"Fuck," TV Tropes whispered," Fuck. I'm- “
He had to put a stop to this and freed himself from the current position he was in; Wikipedia was less than pleased.
"What now? Don't you fucking dare to stop now. Or I'll-" he stopped when he saw just what the other was doing: TV Tropes was merely undoing his pants, freeing his cock from his boxers. Seeing it like this, Wiki blushed: it was all hard and he could just imagine what it would feel like inside of him. With trembling hands, Wikipedia undid his own trousers, letting them slip on to the floor and waited, grinning. "I hope you're going to keep your promise."
TV Tropes grinned and pulled Wiki in for another kiss, biting the other's underlip this time, making him moan. "I most definitely will."
With that, he allowed Wikipedia to wrap his legs around his waist again and positioned himself at his entrance. He pushed in, slowly.
Biting back a curse, Wikipedia banged his head against the wall. That fucking idiot - he'd not used lube! And it hurt. Hurt so fucking much that he thought it would tear him apart. He's so large, Wiki thought as he felt the other start thrusting in and out.
TV Tropes knew that he was hurting Wikipedia, but he couldn't help it: not when the other was so damned tight and, also, he knew that Wikipedia could handle it. So he slammed into him with all the pent-up passion he'd felt for Wiki ever since he'd known him.
I hate him, TV Tropes thought as he fucked Wikipedia, his stubbornness, his pride and his stuck up ways. And yet, he also knew - as he observed how Wiki's wild tangle of black hair was fell into his face, how he bit against his underlip and closed his eyes, that to some degree- he'd also always, always loved him. How couldn't he? After all, Wikipedia was the only one who really understood him.
“You feel so fucking good," TV Tropes was whispering into his ear and Wikipedia shuddered, trying his best not to moan too loudly. However, it was growing harder. He was no longer in pain; pain had long since been replaced by some dizzying sort of sensation that made him feel all light. His mind was blurry; he couldn't focus on anything but having TV Tropes inside of him - and damn, as he wrapped his arms around the other's neck, he wondered why he'd never realised how good they were together.
"Do it harder, fuck me harder," he whispered into TV Tropes' ear. TV Tropes widened his eyes. He met Wiki's gaze and then saw it all there - the desire, the frustration and - what shocked him - the affection. This - how could he say no?
"As you want it," he said in reply and drove into the other's body more harshly now, making him moan out in unabashed abandon.
Wiki's back was probably red and sore from all the banging against the wall, but neither of them cared. TV Trophes knew he wasn't going to last long - and from the looks of it - neither was Wiki. Wrapping his hand against the other's cock again, he pumped while still moving in and out. He pumped and fucked until he felt Wikipedia come with a cry - spilling semen over both of them. TV Tropes soon followed suit, coming inside.
Panting heavily and covered in a nice sheen of sweat, Wikipedia didn't know what to say or whether it was appropriate to talk at all. Who knew? Maybe the spell would be broken if he said - TV Tropes slapped him on the forehead.
"What-?"
“Don't look so damned, gloomy. You know, I won't do a Face Heel Turn on you after this. Sex means Love for me, after all,” TV Tropes replied, smiling.
TV Tropes' smile was genuine. Wikipedia, though he should have been angry, couldn't help smiling back. "I hope so. Or I'll sue your ass."
TV Tropes laughed. "For what? For giving you the best fuck of your life?"
Wikipedia rolled his eyes. "No, but break my heart and I'll sue you for not using proper citations."
TV Tropes grinned and caressed Wiki's face. "I won't. That's a promise."