Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, the manga would have ended pre-Shippuden.
Rating: PG, technically, but probably a PG-13 for strong language.
Warning(s): Not romance. Seriously, not romance. No fairytale ending.
Summary: “Claims to be asexual, never had a girlfriend, obsessed with cute blond lifelong male friend and hates said friend’s girlfriend with a passion,” Itachi listed off, looking thoughtful. “It’s quite a mystery. We may have to call a detective.”
Notes: An RP between me and Sarah/
syrraki . I decided to share this because Sarah doesn't want to, but I feel it should -- it's more honest than a lot of Naruto and Sasuke fic out there. Originally, this was a spinoff fic to
That DNA Thing, but it has a lot of elements from Wasteland too. In
Wasteland, Naruto and Sasuke did end up together, though I always felt it was cheaply done, imo.
A huge, huge part of this is Sarah's work. She is a fantastic writer and this only flows so well because she edited it (so praise her, and not me!). What I did was plot this thing and write Sasuke
(he was a lot nastier in the original RP, lol).
( "I won't allow things to be awkward." )